Broken Hoetation

Do y'all know how hard it is to have a hoetation without having any hoes? Like, that's involuntary celibacy. You finally get to the point where you're over the past bs and you're ready to go out and live life, but the dm's are dry, phone is on silent, and there's more swipes to the left than to the right on tinder.

All those fish in the sea everybody speaks of seem to have migrated. Ain't no cuffing season bihh... well, at least, not for you. Literally y'all, i can't help but think, "Am I ugly?" "Is my swag off?" "Do I look like a nigga with my short hair?" "Is it because I'm big?" I'm just trying to get my Issa Rae on, but it's hard out here for a pimp. I'm not even a "no strings attached" type of girl, but it's been too long and I need some love and affection (Future voice).  

Honestly, y'all know I like to go out and meet people. I'll talk to anybody I'm a friendly person, but I also am very old fashioned like if I shoot my shot first, oh bro you special. I also don't wanna start my hoe phase in a bar or lounge because those are grown men, I'm still a baby lol. Who knows, maybe I'm not meant to have a hoe phase? Or, maybe I have to wait until homecoming like everybody else? I don't know truly. Guess I'll be back in 2018 to give y'all the summary. 

Sincerely, 

That Sydney